Survive this: 80’s survival knife commercial
June 18th, 2008 | by Andy Published in Gear | 3 Comments
Hey there, overcompensator! Now you can be your very own Rambo with this 80’s-era “Survivor” knife! The only thing missing from this multi-use marvel, is a collapsible mullet comb (maybe that’s sold separately?)
Favorite line: “…so perfectly balanced, it cuts like an extension of your own hand.” Huh?
June 19th, 2008 at 6:24 am (#)
Yes, but does it cut through a can?
I think his belt buckle looked more sturdy and sharp.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am (#)
“…like a hot knife through butter!”
We’re really hoping to do a full gear review, and see how well it can make tomato blossoms and kringle-kut fries, too.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am (#)
Dibs on the camo one. I never knew a knife would be so crucial to my survival.